Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Moldovan spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce cat biscuits stale bread

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