Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Micronesian spy being chased by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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