Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Micronesian spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta stale bread Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish stinky tofu turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas canned prunes

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