Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Micronesian spy singing …

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Ellie Goulding Lady Gaga Will Smith Lewis Capaldi songs of praise ... a national anthem Ed Sheeran Eminem nursery rhymes 90s theme tunes

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