Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mexican spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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