Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mexican spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish soggy lettuce stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts mushy peas canned prunes

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