Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mexican spy throwing …

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stale bread cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas the last Rolo a box of dead mice a stale biscuit canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta

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