Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Marshallese spy being chased by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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