Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Malian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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