Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Malian spy throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes canned prunes stinky tofu cat biscuits stale bread soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese

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