Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Malian spy throwing …

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stale bread a box of dead mice a stale biscuit yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits turkey twizzlers stinky tofu over-cooked pasta canned prunes

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