Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Maldivian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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