Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Maldivian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mushy peas cat biscuits a box of dead mice the last Rolo Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce a stale biscuit stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes

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