Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Maldivian spy throwing …

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turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts cat biscuits stale bread the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes soggy lettuce

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