Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Malagasy spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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