Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Macedonian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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