Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Macedonian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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