Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Macedonian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

stinky tofu mushy peas cat biscuits stale bread turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice a stale biscuit soggy lettuce canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos

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