Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Azerbaijani spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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