Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Azerbaijani spy throwing …

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mushy peas stinky tofu cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce stale bread Brussels sprouts

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