Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Macanese spy being chased by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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