Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Macanese spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish stinky tofu stale bread Brussels sprouts the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice soggy lettuce

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