Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Lithuanian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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