Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Lithuanian spy throwing …

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canned prunes mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese stale bread soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes stinky tofu the last Rolo

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