Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Lao spy throwing …

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turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes stale bread a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits a box of dead mice stinky tofu Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit

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