Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kuwaiti spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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