Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kuwaiti spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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