Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kuwaiti spy throwing …

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the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes stale bread a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta

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