Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kuwaiti spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce stinky tofu cat biscuits stale bread turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta

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