Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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