Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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