Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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