Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy throwing …

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soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits a stale biscuit stale bread the last Rolo mushy peas Brussels sprouts

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