Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a box of dead mice yesterday's fish mushy peas the last Rolo soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu cat biscuits mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit

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