Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit a box of dead mice stale bread over-cooked pasta mushy peas

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