Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Kiribati spy singing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

... folk songs Taylor Swift ... a national anthem Lady Gaga Eminem hip-hop Despacito Ed Sheeran nursery rhymes Rammstein

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