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The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kenyan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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