Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kenyan spy throwing …

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turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos a stale biscuit a box of dead mice cat biscuits over-cooked pasta stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes

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