Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kazakh spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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