Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Kazakh spy throwing …

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canned prunes Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta stale bread mushy peas mouldy potatoes cat biscuits a box of dead mice the last Rolo yesterday's fish

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