Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Albanian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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