Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Albanian spy throwing …

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the last Rolo turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta mushy peas yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice canned prunes

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