Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Albanian spy throwing …

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the last Rolo stinky tofu canned prunes over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice soggy lettuce yesterday's fish

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