Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Afghan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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