Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Afghan spy being chased by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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