Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Afghan spy throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese stale bread soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit the last Rolo cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice

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