Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Afghan spy throwing …

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mushy peas yesterday's fish cat biscuits stinky tofu a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese

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