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The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman being chased by

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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