Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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