Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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