Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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