Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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