Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman being chased by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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