Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce canned prunes mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit stinky tofu stale bread

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