Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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a stale biscuit stale bread a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers mushy peas

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