Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta canned prunes the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice

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