Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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mushy peas yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers

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