Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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a stale biscuit cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish mushy peas soggy lettuce canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos stale bread a box of dead mice

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