Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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a stale biscuit soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice cat biscuits canned prunes stale bread over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos

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