Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a woman throwing …

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yesterday's fish stale bread Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas a box of dead mice canned prunes over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese

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