Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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