Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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