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The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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