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The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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