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The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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