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The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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