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The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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