Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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