Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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