Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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