Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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