Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu a box of dead mice mushy peas the last Rolo

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