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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a shepherd
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
stale bread
soggy lettuce
a plate of soggy nachos
mushy peas
a wedge of blue cheese
mouldy potatoes
a box of dead mice
a stale biscuit
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