Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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cat biscuits turkey twizzlers stale bread a stale biscuit the last Rolo soggy lettuce stinky tofu a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes Brussels sprouts

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