Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts the last Rolo over-cooked pasta canned prunes a box of dead mice stale bread a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese

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