Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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stinky tofu the last Rolo stale bread soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish cat biscuits

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