Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice the last Rolo soggy lettuce stale bread turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes mushy peas a stale biscuit

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