Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes a stale biscuit stale bread a box of dead mice the last Rolo Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce

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