Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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a stale biscuit yesterday's fish the last Rolo cat biscuits Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes stinky tofu stale bread

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