Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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stale bread a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes cat biscuits a stale biscuit mushy peas turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos

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