Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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mushy peas yesterday's fish stale bread a box of dead mice the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu Brussels sprouts canned prunes cat biscuits

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