Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd throwing …

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mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu soggy lettuce mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish cat biscuits canned prunes

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