Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a shepherd singing …

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Gangnam Style 90s theme tunes Ed Sheeran songs of praise Eminem Taylor Swift Ariana Grande hip-hop nursery rhymes Ellie Goulding

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