Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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