Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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