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The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer being chased by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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