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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a farmer
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a bear 🐻
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a velociraptor 🦖
an ostrich 🐦
a pufferfish 🐡
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