Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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