Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer throwing …

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stale bread soggy lettuce a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts cat biscuits mushy peas mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers

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