Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer throwing …

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yesterday's fish stale bread a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta the last Rolo soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers canned prunes

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