Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes soggy lettuce mushy peas a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits the last Rolo

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