Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a farmer throwing …

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cat biscuits a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes a stale biscuit stinky tofu stale bread

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