Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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