Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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