Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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