Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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