Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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