Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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