Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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