Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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