Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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stale bread a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits the last Rolo stinky tofu Brussels sprouts canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit

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