Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas the last Rolo turkey twizzlers stinky tofu a stale biscuit

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