Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo soggy lettuce cat biscuits a box of dead mice stinky tofu stale bread mushy peas Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes

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