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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a ticket inspector
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
over-cooked pasta
soggy lettuce
canned prunes
stinky tofu
the last Rolo
stale bread
a box of dead mice
mushy peas
Brussels sprouts
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