Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas a stale biscuit soggy lettuce

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