Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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a box of dead mice mushy peas yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese stale bread mouldy potatoes cat biscuits the last Rolo stinky tofu

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