Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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yesterday's fish canned prunes soggy lettuce a box of dead mice mushy peas over-cooked pasta cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos stinky tofu

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