Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector throwing …

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mushy peas a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers stinky tofu over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes the last Rolo yesterday's fish stale bread

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