Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector singing …

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Despacito Stormzy nursery rhymes hip-hop Lady Gaga Ellie Goulding Lewis Capaldi ... a national anthem Ed Sheeran Rammstein

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