Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector singing …

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... folk songs 90s theme tunes Stormzy Lewis Capaldi Rammstein hip-hop Lady Gaga ... a national anthem Katy Perry Gangnam Style

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