Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector singing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

... a national anthem Ed Sheeran Lady Gaga Gangnam Style Rammstein nursery rhymes Stormzy 90s theme tunes the Spice Girls Will Smith

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