Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a ticket inspector singing …

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Will Smith 90s theme tunes Katy Perry Stormzy Lewis Capaldi ... a national anthem Ed Sheeran the Spice Girls nursery rhymes Eminem

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