Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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