Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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