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The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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