Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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