Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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