Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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