Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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