Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman throwing …

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Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit mushy peas the last Rolo soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits turkey twizzlers stale bread

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