Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman throwing …

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a stale biscuit soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo a box of dead mice stale bread canned prunes yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas

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