Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman throwing …

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turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce yesterday's fish cat biscuits over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice canned prunes stinky tofu mushy peas

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