Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman throwing …

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a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes mushy peas a box of dead mice

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