Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman throwing …

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canned prunes Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice a stale biscuit cat biscuits mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas

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