Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman throwing …

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a box of dead mice mushy peas cat biscuits canned prunes turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo

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