Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman singing …

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songs of praise Taylor Swift Lady Gaga ... a national anthem nursery rhymes 90s theme tunes Lewis Capaldi Ellie Goulding Gangnam Style Katy Perry

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