Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman singing …

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Rammstein ... folk songs ... a national anthem Stormzy Ed Sheeran nursery rhymes Will Smith 90s theme tunes Taylor Swift Ellie Goulding

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