Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a milkman singing …

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Ed Sheeran Despacito Taylor Swift Ariana Grande ... folk songs Lewis Capaldi Ellie Goulding ... a national anthem Katy Perry songs of praise

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