Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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