Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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