Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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