Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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