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The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver being chased by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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