Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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