Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts stale bread the last Rolo canned prunes cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce a stale biscuit mushy peas

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