Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes the last Rolo soggy lettuce a stale biscuit yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers stinky tofu over-cooked pasta

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