Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the last Rolo canned prunes cat biscuits mushy peas Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice a stale biscuit stale bread a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers

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