Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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a stale biscuit cat biscuits mouldy potatoes the last Rolo stinky tofu over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts mushy peas

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