Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce cat biscuits stale bread turkey twizzlers

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