Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

over-cooked pasta canned prunes the last Rolo soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas cat biscuits a box of dead mice a stale biscuit yesterday's fish

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.