Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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canned prunes a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts stale bread a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers the last Rolo mushy peas a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta

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