Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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the last Rolo soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas stale bread canned prunes Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta

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