Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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a box of dead mice the last Rolo Brussels sprouts stinky tofu cat biscuits canned prunes mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos stale bread

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