Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver throwing …

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turkey twizzlers cat biscuits a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish a box of dead mice stinky tofu the last Rolo over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos

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