Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver singing …

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Stormzy ... a national anthem Eminem Will Smith ... folk songs Ed Sheeran Lady Gaga Lewis Capaldi Gangnam Style Ellie Goulding

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