Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a taxi driver singing …

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Ellie Goulding Despacito Ariana Grande 90s theme tunes Lewis Capaldi Katy Perry Will Smith Taylor Swift ... a national anthem hip-hop

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